PGP ROCKS GLASS

“The Only Rocks Glass That Says ‘I Have My Life Together… Mostly’”

Listen up, whiskey warriors and cocktail connoisseurs…🥃

This isn’t just another 10.5 oz glass that’s destined to die lonely in the back of your cupboard.

This is THE premium, Classic-style PGP Rocks Glass that turns every pour into a tiny flex.

• Handcrafted vibes, classic heavyweight feel
• Perfectly proportioned at 10.5 glorious ounces (that’s 311 ml for the metric snobs) 
• Short, stout, and sexy — 3.4 inches of pure class that fits your palm like it’s been flirting with it since 1947.

Pour it neat? The whiskey stands tall and proud, no swirling nonsense. Old Fashioned? Ice clinks like it’s getting paid overtime. Negroni? Your bitter soul finds a home.

Made right in the USA, because freedom tastes better when it’s not shipped in a container that smells like regret.

Warning: Side effects may include: • Sudden urge to say “ahhh, that’s the stuff” • Judging everyone drinking out of mason jars • Receiving unsolicited texts at 2 a.m. that just say “you still got those glasses?”

Grab yours before your friends realize you’re the only one with no taste.

The PGP Rocks Glass 10.5 oz of pure adulting glory. Order now… or keep drinking from that chipped 👁KEA cup like a peasant. Your call, champ. 🥃

Sustainable: Made on demand—no waste and keeps things eco-friendly. 🌎